WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
38%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Hammer and Pickle 5:01 Fri Mar 25
Satan
Given he's been polling, in has various guises, a steady 20% of late, does WHO think he's really such an all-round bad egg or just on an eccentric orbit and a bit misunderstood?

Or maybe you have actually met Satan on your travels?

Well?

Replies - In Chronological Order (Show Newest Messages First)

Takashi Miike 5:22 Fri Mar 25
Re: Satan
I have. some fat ugly german bint called Angular

sidneyshitcunt 5:29 Fri Mar 25
Re: Satan
She has no sense of humour.

When I met her, I introduced myself with: "I take it the operation was a complete success, Sir" and she gave me a really dirty look like what would I know.

Hun Communist KGB man, my view.

Cheezey Bell-End 5:30 Fri Mar 25
Re: Satan
As a kid, I always look forward to his annual visits. I'd leave him a glass of milk and some biscuits, and he'd leave me some battery powered gizmos and new underpants.

defjam 5:35 Fri Mar 25
Re: Satan
I'm still waiting for a footballer to point to the ground when he scores and does the devils horns with his fingers.

stomper 5:36 Fri Mar 25
Re: Satan
Seems very dutiful and chummy with big chap in the book of Job. In fact I would go so far as to say he was the good guy. Or, at worst, he was only obeying orders

Hammer and Pickle 5:44 Fri Mar 25
Re: Satan
S'right stomp.

Big chap is in a bit of a spot creating him in the first place, I reckon.

Lily Hammer 5:46 Fri Mar 25
Re: Satan
Very misunderstood. Loves us because he made us, and his brother has slandered him ever since he told us we could fuck to make babies and later tipped us off about the flood. It's all a dynastic power struggle. Pathetic really.

My kurdish neighbours here say they worship the devil.

ironsofcanada 5:57 Fri Mar 25
Re: Satan
Used to play for my hockey team.

Was okay. The eyebrows helped.

http://www.tradingcarddb.com/Images/Cards/Hockey/5247/5247-98Fr.jpg

http://s19.photobucket.com/user/spyboy1/media/TSG%202014/SatanSlovakia.jpg.html

stomper 5:58 Fri Mar 25
Re: Satan
Lily Hammer

Are they Yazidi?

mentor 5:59 Fri Mar 25
Re: Satan
Read Goerte's Faust. Advocates of Mephistopholes are always popping up on this site.

stomper 6:00 Fri Mar 25
Re: Satan
ironsofcanada 5:57 Fri Mar 25

The hero of Paradise Lost according to Wilko

ironsofcanada 6:07 Fri Mar 25
Re: Satan
stomper 6:00 Fri Mar 25

"The reason Milton wrote in fetters when he wrote of Angels and God, and at liberty when of Devils and Hell, is because he was a true Poet and of the Devil's party without knowing it'"

stomper 6:09 Fri Mar 25
Re: Satan
You make him sound like Robert Graves

Cheezey Bell-End 6:13 Fri Mar 25
Re: Satan
defjam 5:35 Fri Mar 25

Isn't that every muslim player?

ironsofcanada 6:15 Fri Mar 25
Re: Satan
I wish I could critique like William Blake.

There was going to be a Hollywood action movie of PL for a bit, with Bradley Cooper as Satan.

Lily Hammer 6:19 Fri Mar 25
Re: Satan
stomper 5:58 Fri Mar 25

No mate, they're hairdressers....all of them. There's about 30 on one street alone. Surely a money laundering scheme.

(All that is true, but I don't know what type of relgion exactly they follow, but one insisted they worshipped what is often referred to as the devil, though that could be Neptune or Herne as well).

stomper 6:30 Fri Mar 25
Re: Satan
Yazidis worship a serpent angel who intercedes with God the creator

zebthecat 6:33 Fri Mar 25
Re: Satan
Fab tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbs6GvLeEXQ

Nurse Ratched 6:40 Fri Mar 25
Re: Satan
Quite possibly the most smugly pretentious thread in WHO history. All it needs is a contribution from somebody familiar with the history of Assyria, Mesopotamia and the city of Ur.

ironsofcanada 6:47 Fri Mar 25
Re: Satan
Nurse Ratched 6:40 Fri Mar 25

Not a fan of hockey or Bradley Cooper.

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